What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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