found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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