I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he thought i was a dude.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
How external is "for external use only"?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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