Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
