He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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