ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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