I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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