I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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