at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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