Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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