Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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