I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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