He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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