You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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