i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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