fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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