Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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