Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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