just survived the first fart of the relationship.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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