We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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