I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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