If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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