? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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