If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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