Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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