apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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