OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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