Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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