whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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