East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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