but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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