Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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