I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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