uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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