I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
