4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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