You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She's the barista slut.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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