Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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