i just google imaged poop.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
