Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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