Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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