Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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