Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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