5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I need to stop coming to work sober
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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