It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Who died my cat blue again?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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