I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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