I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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