Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just want nice things and good sex
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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