Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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