i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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