I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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