i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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