Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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