We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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